Monday, December 6, 2010

Mutu

Nu sunt un mare fan Mutu ca persoana, dar ca fotbalist merita aplauze:

Wise thinking, especially the last one :)

1. When the Snake is alive, the Snake eats Ants.
When the Snake is dead, Ants eat the Snake.
Time can turn at any time.
Don't neglect anyone in your life........ ...

2. Never make the same mistake twice,There are so many new ones,Try
a different one each day.

3. A good way to change someone's attitude is to change our
own. Because, the same sun melts butter and also hardens clay!Life is
as we think, so think beautifully.

4. Life is just like the sea, we are moving without end.Nothing stays
with us, What stays with us are just memories of some people who
touched us as Waves.


5. Do you want to know how rich you are?Never count your
currency,just try to Drop a Tear and count how many hands reach out to
WIPE that - that is true richness.

6. Never change your originality for the sake of others.No one can
play your role better than you.So be yourself, because whatever you
are, YOU are the best.


7. A baby mosquito came back after flying the first time.
His dad asked him "How do you feel?"
He replied "It was wonderful, Everyone was clapping for me!"
Now that’s what is called “Positive Attitude”

Adevarat sau nu....tu imi spui

Sunday, December 5, 2010

alte ganduri....

Astazi am avut un prieten intrebandu-ma: "cand este cel mai bine sa iesi dintr-o relatie in care simti ca iti blochezi partenerul?"
A venit pe neasteptate si am intrebat despre ce este vorba. (Parafrazand prietenul) am primit explicatia ca se simte ca a cincea roata la caruta, ca pur si simplu este un obstacol de multe ori iritant pentru persoana cealalta, ca ea are viata ei si el este in plus si pe deasupra nici macar nu sunt oficial impreuna.
Stiu, suna ca o sceneta din Seinfeld...ha ha si chiar este :)

Noapte buna prieteni!

Ganduri

Am intrat in luna sarbatorilor....in afara de superficialul aspect material al acestor sarbatori, de multe ma gandesc de ce oare faptura omului are nevoie de sarbatori? Uneori gandesc, poate este vacanta pe care ne-o da Dumnezeu dupa un an de munca greu. Da, este o explicatie perfecta, numai ca diferenta face ca sarbatorile au fost create de noi, oamenii, pentru vanitatea noastra personala. Multi uita ca trebuie sa aducem pace si fericire in viata celor dragi, liniste si bucurie. Cadourile nu inseamna totul in aceste clipe, cu toate ca de multe ori ele aduc chiar surprize de mult dorite. Sa nu uitam adevaratul scop al acestei vacante data de noi - dragostea.
Cuvintele mele poate nu vor strapunge multe inimi, dar chiar daca o singura inima este atinsa, este indeajuns.
Nu vad nimic rau in sarbatori, dimpotriva chiar cred ca orice sambure de bucurie adus in viata cuiva este un lucru pe care nu se poate pret.

La multi ani!

Friday, December 3, 2010

Guvernul este de acord cu schimbarea denumirii de rom in tigan

In sfarsit o decizie cu cap la un guvern fara cap :)

http://www.hotnews.ro/stiri-esential-8092151-guvernul-este-acord-schimbarea-denumirii-rom-tigan.htm

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Wisdom

1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a
fool at the other.

2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are
more popular than a five day test.

3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master

4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage

5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the
lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of
either".

6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.

8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by
feminine water-power ..

9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.

10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens &
everybody disagrees later on.

11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you
have never felt before.

12. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.

17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together.

18. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of
when dead.

21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you
actually look forward to the trip.

22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls
into a river.